I know that is what I mean you fell out of it before you had a chance to peep through your grandma's bathroom window as she was talking a piss. So you are correct you was technically never in the tree 🌲😜
The same tree you must of fallen out of and hit every branch with your face on the way down which is why you look like sloth from the goonies movie of the 1980s. Before you criticise others have a quick look in the mirror perhaps you might notice your in no position to judge any body's appearance even if it was the elephant man. Mr merrick 😉